12coley12Feel free to judge. But today I cleaned up a shattered wedding present, stomped on tortilla chips, a whole box of Italian bread crumbs, a bowl of Muddy Buddies, and chased a rolling ball of shit across the living room floor after my son wanted to fling his diaper. Go ahead and judge. I deserve this! 💁🍷😱💩🖕 #momlife#barefootwine